If Dubai Dogs Had Jobs: Sasha’s Funniest Guide Yet

💬 “If Dubai dogs ran this city, we’d all be working for them.”

Dubai dogs live large. Some are basically CEOs already. Others? More… work-from-home freelancer energy.

Here’s my official breakdown of what jobs Dubai dogs would have—because let’s face it, these pups have personalities big enough to fill out a CV.

🏙 Palm Jumeirah Pomeranian: Luxury Influencer

This dog wakes up on Egyptian cotton sheets and won’t pee until they’ve had organic duck treats. Their Instagram bio says Public Figure.

✔ Poses at pet-friendly cafés in designer booties
✔ Judges your outfit from a Louis Vuitton carrier
✔ Signs brand deals with luxury pet brands

💡 Sasha says: “Honestly? This dog’s grid aesthetic is better than mine.”

Runs on puppuccinos and elevator rides. Sells you a two-bedroom apartment and convinces you it’s worth the extra AED 200k.

✔ Zoomies during viewings
✔ Networking at Burj Park
✔ Closing deals with a tail wag

Knows every neighbor. Walks like they own the entire community. Probably carries an air horn for other dogs.

✔ Supervises kids on scooters
✔ Barks at delivery drivers
✔ Maintains law and order at the dog park

Deep thinker. Hangs out in coffee shops in Al Quoz. Refuses to drink water unless it’s in a ceramic bowl.

✔ Stares into the middle distance like they’re composing a masterpiece
✔ Sniffs only hemp leashes
✔ Lives for calm vibes and creativity

Wakes you up at 5 AM for sunrise runs. Probably wears a FitBark.

✔ Leads warm-ups at Dubai Hills Park
✔ Carries dumbbell-shaped chew toys
✔ Judges you for skipping cardio

Sleeps 3 hours a night. Lives for high-stakes chaos. Might bark every time Bitcoin drops.

✔ Stares at charts (or the wall)
✔ Takes power naps on silk cushions
✔ Drinks only cold Evian from a glass bowl

Dubai dogs are living their best lives—and honestly? They’ve earned it.

Whether your pup is a boujee influencer or a chill freelancer, they deserve all the love (and maybe a puppuccino or two).

🌱 And if your dog’s “job” is Apartment Potty Manager? Paws on Pause balcony grass patches make their shift so much easier.

Tell your dog I said hi. And yes—they’re perfect.